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Saturday, February 17, 2007

np:Nickelback - Saving me.

ok i dont care if my neighbours get pissed off but i've been blasting music all night. this is for all the evenings when i couldnt watch tv cos some asshole is vacuuming his carpet next door and the vacuum cleaner is louder than a jet taking off...

anyway, found this funny list. i guarantee you any singaporean will find 80% true.at least.

You know you've been in Singapore too long when:

1. You know what "queue","handphone","tissue paper" means!!

2. Your idea of a good night out consists of having dinner at a hawker centre, drinking beer, and then going to another hawker centre and eating again.

3. "Crossing the country" means taking the MRT to the end of the line.

4. You wear winter clothes indoors and summer clothes outdoors.

5. Durian and belachan no longer stink to you.

6. You're not confused by a street naming system that locates streets like Clementi Road, Clementi Street, Clementi Crescent, Clementi Lane, Clementi Drive, Clementi Way, and Clementi Avenues 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 all within walking distance of each other.

7. No matter what you're doing at the moment, you'd rather be shopping.

8.Chewing-gum?

9. You think a bus is incomplete without a TV.

10.taking out your car keys when you finish parking to start popping the parking coupons with the time at which you arrived has become close to a reflex.

11.You know your way through newton circus how to find a table and know which stand has the cheapest nasi goreng or carrot cake.

12. Two words: ORCHARD ROAD <3

13.Cheeky Monkey was your first clubbing experience

14.The following make sense to you (not sure bout the spelling but that’s how it sounds when spoken)

-Yesterday, dey go there oreddy
-"Wah lan eh! How can you do this sort of thing to me?"
-"Eh, we all saw you take his wallet. Don't come and wayang, okay?"
-"How come you borrow my shirt now got hole one?!"
-Not good one lah.

posted by kiki @ 2:58 AM

3 Comments:

At 8:01 AM, Anonymous said…

NUMBA THIRTEEN HAHAHAHA

-navleen
At 8:19 PM, recherche710 said…

HEY!!!!!

Okay I'm finally online and the first thing I did was to read your blog!!!!

Am very glad tt you're doing good. Please take great care of yourself and don't try to burn your kitchen down!! Lols! And rmb tt partying is bad for health! Okay I know I sound like your granny but seriously! Haha.

Update loads and loads. It feels weird knowing tt you're not gonna be around for a long time... and please know you're greatly greatly missed! :) <3
At 6:58 AM, Anonymous said…

HAHAHAHA okay quite true, except gotham was my first and i can't navigate my way around newton for nuts.

-sandz